Coincidentally, Saturday also happens to be philthecow‘s birthday. So, you could call my party Lauren’s birthday party, even though she is roughly 5 hours away in New Jersey (especially since she claims to not be having a party herself).
I will be attempting to set up a webcam to show Lauren her party.
At any rate, this is yet another reason you should come, Saturday 7pm!
UPDATE: Incidentally, my apartment is in the basement, so you’ll want to come downstairs when you get here, past the iron grate.